Retro Frank! Pretty cool. - To make your own retro Coca-Cola poster, click HERE.
Horrifying NEWS for Mannequin-kind! Frank is absolutely appalled. He says, “It’s not funny because it really was a ‘verrry verrry bad day’ for them… and this guy doesn’t talk so highly of people either.” - Frank, you have a verrry verrry good point.
Meet Frank - He says, that chicks say, “…that frankly I’m the one with the good looks.”
That’s the thing about Frank; he’s frank yet frankly his frankness comes across more mysteriously at times.
Frank used to be the Captain of this boat. Yes, that is his quote.
Meet Woody - He’s a model. He ‘s Frank's competition. “Seriously. They HATE each other!”
Woody used to be a FIREMAN! - He says, “Take that Frank!”
And this is Frank's cock head. (”Please excuse our French!”)